Onion Satire

After reading this odd sounding story, I can easily recognize that it was definitely a satire. He kept saying old fashioned types of jobs for what kids would do after they get out of school. Those jobs are jobs the kinds of jobs we had a long time ago. I think the author is trying to show that if we never had science or math we would never become more advanced and not as smart we are now. Without math and science we would still have those jobs.